Judy Geeson
Nude

British-born Judy Geeson started her career with a wee bit part in Wings of Mystery (1963) before landing her breakthrough role in the classic To Sir, with Love (1967). But after a few more decent roles, in such films as Prudence and the Pill (1968) and Hammerhead (1968), Judy soon found herself floundering. By the mid ’70s, she was well into B-movie scream-queen horror territory, with films such as Doomwatch (1972) and Night Is the Time for Killing (1975). Finally, fortune smiled upon this ever-so-cute, large-lipped lass, and she landed a high-profile recurring role on the hit TV series Mad About You. Having appeared in countless horror and low-budget pictures, one would think that Judy would have a long list of nude credits. In fact, there are only three films in which she let both of her lovely little Geeson’s out for an airing. In Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush (1968), we can enjoy her stripping down to only her smile as she turns and runs, bouncing her boobs and buns all the way to the swimming hole. While she is frolicking in the water with lucky Barry Sullivan we also discover that her little beaver’s out for a swim. That’s the “bush” in the title. Afterwards, back on shore and still nicely naked, she lies down with Sullivan so he can take a dip in her sugar pool. In Two Into Three Won’t Go (1969), Rod Steiger gets an eyeful as Judy stands at his bedroom door, completely starkers. She darts off, sending her assets bobbling. Later in the flick, her topless form appears at an upstairs window as she waves Steiger “Yoo-Hoo” as he drives away. Horror Planet (1981) offers a futuristic view of Judy’s jugs as she’s ravaged by an alien vampire. But for her best breast shots, get the British or Australian versions of Carry on England (1976). Protesting against their tyrannical male commanding officer, Judy and three other WWII British lovelies, in broad daylight with lots of clever close-ups, go on morning parade completely topless! Pity this type of protesting hasn’t caught on more.